I'm Holden. I like theatre and boys.

8ot:

my life is just one big ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Source: pmmmprincess, via peenutbuttaloveaffair)

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kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

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correct

(via clannyphantom)

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hallelujahchorus:

how could you fuck up so tremendously

hallelujahchorus:

how could you fuck up so tremendously

(Source: activeheart, via justwastingmytimehere)

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wifipasswords:

wifipasswords:

ok so every time one of my sims husbands die i keep their urn in this nice little crypt in her home but shes had so many now that i had to install an elevator and add another level so yeah its called the husband room and sometimes her kids wander down here and kinda hang out its really weird

thats her in the last picture asking out her new bf literally an hour after her last husband died

Looking at this a year later something was wrong with me and I should see a counsellor

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masterblaster:


theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

(via tyler-tman7545)

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

(via tsarbucks)

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dicksplit:

Getting ready for church like

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(via cumsockmonkey)

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cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via trust)

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helpfvl:

when u hear someone talking shit about someone u hate

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via whiskeytangofoxtrt)

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megg33k:

broomsticksandpaddles:

Jason Isaacs on being Lucius Malfoy

“Annoyingly handsome”

yep 

That’s an excellent phrase: “annoyingly handsome”

We understand that feel, bro

(via quae-perierunt-die)

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salemanders:

MAN DO U EVER START FOLLOWING SOMEONE AND THEN EVENTUALLY THEY POST A PICTURE OF THEMSELVES AND UR LIKE??????? U DIDNT TELL ME U WERE ATTRACTIVE,

(Source: manaphy, via spacejailer)

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corpseandrobert:

roselastrider:

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I wore this to school today???/?yeah pretty cute but then after school when I was doing my chores my parents started calling me frauline and I was confused as to why but then I realized 

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smh

you have achieved the universal human goal of looking like julie andrews

(Source: roselastrider, via quae-perierunt-die)

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