I'm Holden. I'm 18. Live in Texas. Freshman in college.

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pjcalamity:

I haven’t laughed so hard in forever.

pjcalamity:

I haven’t laughed so hard in forever.

(Source: assholedisney, via tomsigh)

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9 hours ago
jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

(Source: hungry-queen, via river-and-johnny)

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19 hours ago

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

(via river-and-johnny)

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19 hours ago

derekwtf:

misogynocology:

is that sarah jessica parker

That’s the joke

(Source: antiocial, via cookingwithkyle)

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19 hours ago

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via river-and-johnny)

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19 hours ago

turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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(via trust)

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19 hours ago

How I’m going to propose (via coeurvierge)

(Source: keepmywhiskeyneat, via justwastingmytimehere)

Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.
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19 hours ago
me while playing a game:SHIT! FUCKIN SHIT AHHHGHH GOD DAMN IT THIS IS SO STUPID THIS SUCKS ARGHHH LLFUCKING HELL FUCK THIS GAME I HATE IT FFF FUCKIN SHIT GAME
me when i finish the game:omg that was so good i loved it so much. this is my new favourite game ever.
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19 hours ago

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via river-and-johnny)

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19 hours ago

unregistered-hypercam2:

ctrlgeek:

If you are black and complaining about how “white privilege” is the reason for all your problems and why a majority of people in prisons are black - you need to seriously open your eyes. They’re not in prison because they’re black, they’re in prison because they broke the law(s) Get over yourself already and admit that something needs to be done amongst the black community . YOU are the ones who need to change, not us.

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(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

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19 hours ago

a-romeo-that-loves:

nickjetset:

askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

yuuuuuuuuup

Accurate.

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1 day ago
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