I'm Holden. I like theatre and boys.

maplehoofs:

millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.

(via theblack-parade)

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ruinedchildhood:

josh peck is literally my favorite person

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A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…

hippodude:

tittlywinkss:

awkwaben:

sherlock—kun:

kcc0:

mooooonbear:

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That’s also why guys have nipples. 

wow i actually didn’t know that

Lol when I took gender studies in high school our teacher told us this and every guy in the room looked terrified

Basic mammalian biology.

(Source: fvxxk, via thevirginitythief)

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8 hours ago

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

(Source: s4dg0th, via tsarbucks)

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blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

(via thevirginitythief)

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8 hours ago

intensional:

the thing about math is even if you understand it, you actually don’t understand it

(via tsarbucks)

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spoo-kyou:

how much money do they pay the models in stock photos

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like

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seriously

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wHAT

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IS

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THIS

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I DON’T

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UNDERSTAND

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WHAT

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IS THAT SALAMI

(Source: too-gakuen, via unicornsparklies)

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9 hours ago

jacobshutup:

freshman advice: just dont show up

(via hi)

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