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esexist:

yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards

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shalrath:

what doesnt kill you gives you exp points

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lolzman87:

pajamaprodigy:

mr-pharaoh:

foolishcaptainkia:

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese

Everybody’s looking for stitton 

some of them want toma blue you

Some of them want to be brocciu

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someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

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ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know